You Insane Son of a Bitch! You Just Ruined a Perfectly Good Baby! I Yell!
i.
I am the crazy woman. The nutjob. The skank. The slut who won't shut up. I'thousand the psycho liar paid past the Democratic Party. I'm the loony who deserves the decease threats. I'm the kook who has information technology coming. I'm so nasty that @BluMrln75 says Trump wouldn't do me "with Biden'southward wiener." And don't say you don't think me, reader. I'm the batshit flaky bowwow who warned you that Trump won't have "no" for an reply.
And did you listen? Did yous? Cuz now Trump won't take "no" from America. Trump won't take "no" from the voters, the Electoral College, the Supreme Court, the U.s. Congress, @jack, Mitch McConnell, or the PGA golf tour. He sulks, he incites, he shakes the Capitol down to the core of its spleen, and still he won't take "no." And then every bit we approach January 20, when his foul body may or may not be dragged from the White Firm, I thought I would only remind everyone that all this could have been avoided if everybody had only listened, and non but to me, but to the first woman who publicly accused Trump of sexual assault two decades agone.
For 6 straight years she said "no" to Trump, she told me, and for six direct years Trump chased her, pulled her into rooms, unbuttoned his pants, phoned her, chosen her boyfriend a loser, and begged her to become on a plane and wing to New York, swearing over and over that he would "exist the best lover she'd ever have" and promising, "After me, infant, you lot're gonna be ruined for anyone else for the residual of your life."
ii.
Reader, exhibit number one is a lawsuit filed on April 30, 1997, in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York. The plaintiff: Jill Harth Houraney, a denizen of Boca Raton, Florida. The accused: Donald J. Trump, a denizen of New York, New York. Allegations: Sexual harassment, sexual attack, attempted rape, sexual subjugation, and defamation. Asking for bounty: $125 million. Complaint: Jury trial demanded. And if any homo in history deserves to be tried by a jury—of most 167 meg women—it is Trump. So at present permit the states find out how this happened.
Jill Harth grows upwardly in Massapequa Park, Long Island, a bunny-loving, Girl Sentry–cookie-selling, lightning-bug-catching lass who, by the age of 12, is stuffed to the gills with the romance magazines her grandmother feeds her.
At Berner High Schoolhouse, home of the Fighting Baldwin Brothers (Jill and Danny Baldwin attend at the same fourth dimension), she is not popular. She has acne. She does not make the softball squad. Her favorite book is Designing Your Face, past Way Bandy. She begins mixing cosmetics to hibernate her pimples and experimenting with skin-care concoctions in the family kitchen. With her dad, a Rheingold Beer truck commuter, yelling, What'southward all this oatmeal clogging the sink?, an entrepreneur is born.
Do Jill Harth Dazzler Cosmetics & Skincare products piece of work? I'd ameliorate tell yous right away: I wait similar Miss Havisham when I make it at Jill'southward digs. These days, she owns a cozy apartment in the quaint part of Queens, the part that looks so much like Rex Henry VIII's England, all that's missing is a cake for Anne Boleyn to put her head on.
After nosotros swallow the guacamole that Jill makes, and after we have a long jaw in her mauve boudoir, Jill—a hell of a makeup creative person with a bizarre client list, everyone from Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michelle Pfeiffer to Neb de Blasio and George Conway—asks me to remove my COVID mask. She studies my mug for a few seconds, and then hands me a lipstick chosen "Natalie" (Jill names her lipsticks later on film stars), which I proceed to slather on. Jill's mother, the jaunty Grace Harth, a sometime jitney driver who is defying doctors' predictions of being dead and gone on account of advanced Parkinson's affliction, and who is, instead, propped up in freshly laundered sheets on a giant hospital bed in the middle of Jill'southward living room, gazes at me and clasps her easily together. "Oh, Jill," she says with heavenly pride. "Jean looks soooo much better!"
Now back to Jill's claims in that court document.
iii.
Statement of facts: On or about December 11, 1992, the plaintiff accompanied George Houraney to make a business presentation to the defendant, Donald J. Trump, with regard to the American Dream Festival.
Jill meets George Houraney when she applies for a waitress chore at his family'south restaurant. She is fifteen. He is 31. He tells her he owns a magazine. She tells him she'southward sixteen. He says he takes pictures. She says she wants to be a model. His magazine is called National Motorsports Annual. He puts it together himself, and, human, can George talk. He can also shop. And while he is ownership new wearing apparel for Jill, he showers her with every highfalutin line of movie dialogue you always heard—they're gonna beat it off of Long Island! They're gonna be famous! They're gonna exist moguls!
Jill listens, her hot-green optics as large as gongs.
It's all gonna happen soon, says George. Possibly not in the adjacent 5 minutes, just soon, and, indeed, the first club of business, he says, is to turn brunette Jill into blond Jill.
"In a lot of ways, I feel like I raised myself," Jill tells me. "One night, we'd be going to the Playboy Club—"
"And the next 24-hour interval," I say, finishing her sentence, "you'd be going to sophomore English."
Her parents are not happy when, at 17, Jill graduates from high school and leaves home the next day to run off with George, but they do non endeavor to stop her. "They tell me later that information technology would accept been worse if they had tried to strength me to stay dwelling."
By 1992, George is president of American Dream Enterprises, Jill is vice president, and they're putting on motorcar shows, race auto events, music competitions, and a Agenda Girl beauty pageant, which Jill, in charge of the pageant division, describes as "Miss America, just hot girls."
Jill and George get hitched in 1995 at Disney World (in 1998 they divorce and George marries a Jill Jr. on the same spot "virtually 12 minutes" subsequently, according to Jill Sr.). But in the commencement, "information technology's a fabulous life!" Jill says. "I'grand always dressed up, staying in hotels, eating great food, getting my hair washed past José Eber in California, wearing St. John gowns. A glamour life. And I am the mama bear of the pageant. I spotter out for the girls. They're so young."
They begin talks with Trump in late 1992 about holding the Calendar Girl pageant at i of his properties in Atlantic Metropolis. "We want Trump to sponsor the consequence and requite us a large fee," Jill says. "Trump says he wants to put it on prime-time television and make it bigger than Miss USA."
At the couple'southward first meeting with Trump, he tells George: "I'm very attracted to your girlfriend," and asks him if they're sleeping together.
And so Trump hears that the couple are staying at a hotel in Times Foursquare, and "he's on the telephone," says Jill, arranging to move her and George to the Plaza, all expenses paid. "I didn't take a dainty dress, I went to Macy's."
"Do you remember the clothes?" I say.
"It was black velvet with a pearl collar," says Jill. "We took pictures. This was a big deal. It was like modeling in Turks and Caicos."
The following night Trump takes them to dinner at the Oak Room, and so to a party for Lee Iacocca, where Jill says that Trump introduces her around as his girlfriend. All the same later on, they become to a nightclub and, equally George is photographing Trump and Jill sitting together at a table, Jill says, the president-to-exist puts his hand under the tabular array, runs it up her leg, and sticks his finger into her vagina—all the while smiling like a hyena for the camera.
Now, a adult female doing business with a man like Trump has two options. She can slap him, walk out, and say "to hell with it" (which, dorsum in my communication-columnist days, is what I usually advised), or she can play patty-cake, laugh it off, hand him a pen, and get his signature on the contract.
Jill? She lives by her wits. Trump'due south got a thing for her. She'due south got a thing for the deal. She moves his hand, excuses herself, goes to the ladies' room, thinks Holy shit!, and pulls herself together. By the fourth dimension she returns, Trump is at the bar trying to seduce models.
four.
Statement of facts: During the late evening of Jan 9, 1993, defendant Trump forcefully removed plaintiff from public areas of Mar-A-Lago in Florida and forced plaintiff into a bedroom belonging to defendant's daughter Ivanka.
"Nosotros've scheduled a meeting and a dinner with Trump at Mar-a-Lago," Jill says. "We believe Trump is finally going to sign the contract. But he suddenly wants the states to 'bring the girls.' Then we're scrambling to get the girls. We're bringing them in from all over the land; ane daughter flies in from Texas, another from Ohio. We're arranging to introduce them to Trump afterwards the dinner. Some are staying the dark. [Although it's usual for ex-husbands and wives to disagree, Jill and George actually agree on most details about Trump, though George remembers there existence more young women at Mar-a-Lago to meet Trump than Jill does.]
"Simply Trump dodges the contract signing: 'I desire you guys to evidence yourselves first before I sign this, because it's a multiyear deal.' And George is livid. We've been working on this heavy-duty all through the holidays, spending lots of coin, spreading the news. If it doesn't come off, we're going to exist embarrassed.
"Nosotros're supposed to stay overnight at Mar-a-Lago. We alive in Boca Raton, but we pack a bag. It'south the kickoff time I visit Mar-a-Lago. It's magnificent. I've never been in a home like this earlier, and Trump'due south such a braggart. I mean, he'due south going around, 'Look at this, wait at that.'"
Let's back up, reader. One more than item: Trump'southward young man bout guide is Jeffrey Epstein.
"Epstein is the only other man there except for George," says Jill.
"And how many young women?" I say.
"Let me recollect…"
Jill counts. "I'm gonna say half-dozen girls."
"Oh, boy, Jill."
I am petrified with disgust.
"Yeah," she says.
"You didn't know!" I say.
"I didn't know!" cries Jill. "And the thing is he," she says, referring to Trump, "wants to come across the quality of the girls!"
"The quality!"
Nosotros both smirk at the same time.
"He's with Epstein," says Jill. "People ask me what's he's like. He'south very polite to me. He's nice because I'g the gatekeeper of the contest."
"Of course, he had no interest in me considering I'm 30!" she says, and bursts into a cascade of sarcastic snorts.
So here are Trump and Epstein, the Caligula and the De Sade of their generations, giving a private tour of Mar-a-Lago to George, Jill, and six young women. Epstein has been at Trump's place many times, Jill says, and lives just down the route.
"Next matter I know," says Jill, "Donald is taking my hand, shuffling me off my anxiety, and pulling me into this room—'the children'due south room.' At present, this is Marjorie Merriweather Post's quondam business firm, so it has beautiful murals and paintings. I am looking at everything, and so Donald pushes me up against a cupboard door—"
We are in Jill'southward mauve boudoir in Queens, and Jill stands up, and, property her margarita, pins herself against her cupboard door which bangs airtight with a thud.
"And he starts to grind on me and try to kiss me. And he's maneuvering his way up my clothes with his hand. And I push him off—I say, 'What the hell are you doing!' I mean I was flattered he was giving me all this attending, but what the hell? I'm shocked! George is correct exterior!"
"If that had happened today, Jill," I say, "what would you have washed?"
Jack the true cat is on Jill's bed, on his back, one hind leg raised in the air in the center of one of his sprucing-and-sluicing sessions, and he stops and looks up at Jill.
Jill closes her eyes and pinches the bridge of her nose. Her turquoise pinnacle is sleeveless, and I can see her strong, well-adult arms. I recall possibly she is nearly to tell me she would paste Trump with a direct left, and then as he begins teetering sideways, she would evangelize a right jab to his double chin, tipping Trump over astern and causing the butler to send him back to New York in three different planes.
"Look," says Jill, letting her mitt fall. "Today I wouldn't be in that position with Donald."
And neither would the land, if the country had listened to Jill Harth.
5.
Argument of facts: [During that same evening at Mar-A-Lago, Jan 9, 1993] the defendant Trump also sexually accosted [a model], an invited guest of American Dream Festival.
"I guess Donald receives the message that he'southward non getting anywhere with me," Jill says, "so he's gonna move on. And I'm worried, considering we are supposed to stay overnight. I think thinking, Damn, I gotta sentry these girls."
"And Epstein?" I ask.
"We know Epstein from the [Calendar Girl] pageants. He represents himself as a scout for Victoria's Secret, a big shot. The girls always clamor, because it's a big thing at the time to be a Victoria'due south Clandestine model—and i of my ambitions is getting the girls proficient modeling assignments. I had no idea what was actually going on with Jeffrey. He doesn't stay the dark."
George, also, wants to dissever. "Just I feel similar we're in the panthera leo'southward den. I feel responsible. I'm thinking about Donald, non Jeffrey! And I say, 'George, nosotros've got to stay,' merely he is pissed off. 'Get get your stuff; we're leaving.' And so I run to the girls and say, 'Be careful! Sentinel yourself hither!' Two of them are, like, blitzed already, and they're all going out to the bars. We convince but two girls to come to our house to stay.
"The next twenty-four hours, nosotros return to Mar-a-Lago for lunch. When George has a private coming together with Donald, I gather with the girls. And the i girl who I name in the lawsuit tells me what happens with Donald."
Back in Queens, Jill and I have both taken off our masks. In the COVID-19 era, this is the new version of "letting down your hair." Then before I go on, hither might be a good place to mention, reader, that Trump, the man who has lied every day for the concluding 2 months challenge that he won the 2020 ballot by a landslide, has repeatedly dismissed Jill'south story virtually the girl named in the lawsuit equally "total nonsense."
But Jill insists it is truthful. "Donald hits on the immature woman that nighttime, and she tells him, 'Donald, I don't fool around with anybody the start nighttime.' This is her way of putting him off. But Trump sneaks back into her room at five o'clock through a secret passageway in Mar-a-Lago, climbs into bed with her, and says, 'Information technology's the next day. How nearly it, tin can we do it now?'"
6.
Reader, what are the odds that 1 woman who is suing Trump is sitting in a mauve boudoir drinking a margarita and interviewing some other adult female who has sued Trump? Pretty skillful, it turns out.
Then I volition but nip in here a minute and shove in an update of my own Trump lawsuit, though I never know how much you desire to hear—too many particulars and you wander off to snack in front of the fridge, too few, and you're flummoxed.
Marshalling only the highlights then: I talked virtually Trump raping me in a dressing room in Bergdorf's in my 2019 memoir, every bit well as an excerpt that ran in New York magazine which hit the cyberspace on June 21 that year. Trump told the world that he didn't know me, never met me (though there was a photo of the states together), the rape never happened, and claimed that I was an operative of the Democratic Party.
I sued him for defamation on November 4, 2019. All pretty clear so far, right?
Then on December 12, 2019, New York Land Supreme Courtroom Justice Doris Ling-Cohan set deadlines for discovery, and my attorneys served a request for a Deoxyribonucleic acid sample from Trump to compare against the unidentified male Deoxyribonucleic acid on the clothes I was wearing when he attacked me.
As the deadline for giving his Deoxyribonucleic acid sample neared, Trump hurled the case to Bill Barr and the DOJ. I wore my all-time Armani to federal courtroom, and, on Nov 11, 2020, Judge Lewis Kaplan told the DOJ to butt out. The DOJ and Trump are at present appealing the decision to the 2nd Circuit.
And so that's where we are, reader. When President-elect Joe Biden takes office, and if his pick for AG, Merrick Garland, takes over the DOJ, I and my vivid and mettlesome attorneys, Robbie Kaplan, cofounder of Time'south Up Legal Defence Fund, and Joshua Matz, partner at Kaplan, Hecker & Fink, who served as counsel for the House Judiciary Commission during the first impeachment and trial of Trump terminal yr, will continue to pursue Trump; and the human who won't accept "no" will face a futurity where, at final, he may be forced to say: "When Due east. Jean Carroll said I raped her, she was telling the truth, Yeah."
vii.
Statement of facts: On or about January 24, 1993, plaintiff had no choice with regard to defendant Trump'southward demand that plaintiff nourish a business meeting at defendant'southward estate Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, Fla. After Trump business concern associates left, the defendant over plaintiff'southward objection forcibly prevented plaintiff from leaving and forcibly removed plaintiff to a bedroom, whereupon defendant subjected plaintiff to defendant'south unwanted sexual advances.
"This time I accept pants on!" Jill says. "I become to Mar-a-Lago armed with pants! I have learned not to wear dresses around Donald. My mission is to get him to sign the deal. George is angry that Donald will only talk to me, but I'm scared to talk to him. Because whenever I call him about some detail, he'll e'er divert the affair dorsum to me. ''When are you coming up to see me? I'll get a jet. I want to run across y'all. Well, when are y'all gonna be with me? What are you with that loser for? Oh, you lot're wasting your fourth dimension. Yous're better than this.' One time he calls and asks me to pick him upward at the airport!
"I drive up to the house. I'm steeling myself. I'k all buttoned up. I'm gonna be firm with him, you know—nice, but firm. So I go in, and the butler knows me by now, and he seats me in the parlor, and I am waiting and waiting and getting more nervous, and out comes Donald in one of those golf game shirts, very casually dressed. As soon as he sees me, he takes my hand. 'Come up on. We're gonna take our meeting in the bedroom.'"
"What!?" I cry.
"He asks me if I want a drinkable. I say no, and he's like, 'Come on. Come on. I want to lie down.' He pulls me into a sleeping room and onto the bed with him. And I say, 'Donald! I did non come here for this. I'm hither to have a meeting with you.' He says, 'Well, allow'southward have our coming together.'
"I'm trying to get off the bed and he's trying to undo my pants. I'g proverb, 'Finish IT! I desire to talk business.' And I go along on saying stop it, and he says, 'Oh, come on, come on. What's the big deal? I know you're not a prude.' And I say, 'I didn't come here for this.' And he says, 'Well, what do yous want to talk virtually?' And the first thing I wanted to talk about is settling arrangements with the guy in accuse of Trump Castle. And so Donald says, 'I'll call Roger right now.' So he calls Roger, and says, 'Helloo, Roger. I have Jill Harth here in bed with me.'"
"I'd sue him just for that alone," I say.
"And he has his fly open. I'm saying, 'Terminate.'"
"Wait, he has his pants downwardly?"
"He has his pants open. And this makes me nauseous. I go to the bathroom and throw upward. This is actually the start of my anxiety attacks. This is a guy who was raised on Penthouse magazine, where these scenarios are common fantasies."
"The business organisation meeting in bed…"
"I say, 'That's it. I'm leaving. And he keeps saying he's gonna do the deal."
"And he never does the bargain," I say.
"No," Jill says. "Never does the deal."
viii.
George's company sues Trump for $5 million in 1995, for costs incurred with pageant production. In 1997, during the deposition phase, by a weird quirk of Miss Fate, Jill and George and their attorneys arrive at the court building at exactly the same time every bit Trump and ane of his lawyers, and they all get into the elevator together. "I was a witness and I had to practice a deposition, which I was petrified to practice," says Jill. "I was petrified, Okay? We're all in the elevator. And Donald says to his lawyer, loud enough for everybody to hear: 'See. I told y'all she was a hot piece of ass.' Information technology sounded like he was bragging that he had got me—which got me on fire!"
During the deposition, Jill ("I'g a Taurus! I have a temper!") began feeling angrier and angrier. "It was a lawsuit nearly a business deal," says Jill, "just Trump'south smugness was unbelievable! Plus his saying that to me in the lift, and the fashion he was looking at me, I merely thought, Fuck you! Information technology pissed me off! I thought, I'll simply sue him myself. And I blurted out that he grabbed me at Mar-a-Lago.
And then Jill sues Trump. A few weeks later on she files the suit, she drops information technology on condition that Trump settle George's suit, which Trump does—"for peanuts," as Trump subsequently tells Jill, $100,000 beingness a pea of the legume family to Trump.
In 1998, Trump invites Jill and George to his divorce party. And they all get friends again.
I will permit husbands and wives who own a concern together approximate whether Jill does the right affair. (We all know she does not do the smart thing.) And although Jill turns down interviews with practically everybody, practically all the fourth dimension, she does send an electronic mail to the Boston Globe in 2016, explaining why she dropped the suit. "It was withdrawn without prejudice at Trump'southward need as a precondition to settling a companion 1995 complaint by the company I worked for."
ix.
Showroom number two is a headline: Exclusive: Inside the $125 One thousand thousand Donald Trump Sexual Assault Lawsuit
Many years later, Jill is happily going along, earning a living equally a makeup artist and running Jill Harth Beauty Cosmetics and Skincare (she parts ways, as you recall, with George in 1998). It is 2016 and Trump is well into his clown-like run for president, and Jill, never one to dwell on the past or fail a business opportunity, particularly when it comes in the shape of an old friend, makes a point of running into Trump at a January 2016 rally.
They hug.
"He introduces me to some hotsy-totsy guy," says Jill. "Trump goes, 'See this girl? She used to be drop-dead gorgeous xx years agone.' And I'thousand like—it's on the tip of my tongue to say, 'Oh, yeah? Then did y'all!' But I don't say it because the guy'south nice and says, 'She'southward nevertheless gorgeous.'
"Simply the matter is, [Trump] is such a wiggle! And I say to him at the rally, 'Donald, you lot know, they're calling me, the press. Just I don't want to say anything. I'm not gonna say anything, it's in the past, nosotros're all settled. Right?' And he goes, 'Don't worry about information technology,' and gives me a kiss on the forehead. I'm thinking that it'due south all, 'Don't worry about it.'"
"Considering Trump said not to worry, Jill?"
"Yeah, and I believed him, stupid me."
Jill urges the campaign to permit her exercise Trump's makeup, because, as she says, "he looked like crap." In a handful of emails she sends offering her services at the fourth dimension—emails that the White House repeatedly says discredit Jill's claims that Trump assaulted her, but which to me audio similar the texts of every makeup artist I have ever met—she writes things to him and his staff like: "You are doing a tremendous chore of shaking things upward in the U.s.a.…. Nosotros both know you've ever been a handsome guy…. It kills me to see you looking besides orange and with white circles nether the eyes." She is not hired.
Then, in late February 2016, Jill sees a story about her 1997 lawsuit on LawAndCrime.com. To say she is caught off guard is nigh 20 anxiety below an understatement.
"I went through this lonely. I was solitary. It was similar, I got death threats. I was not prepared for the onslaught of press. I was getting a lot of criticism. I got no support. It was hard. It was the worst time in my life—and I've gone through several worst times."
About those decease threats: When the latest Trump accuser, Amy Dorris, joins our strange sorority on one of our Zooms (Oh, yep, reader, nosotros gather, drink wine, and permit little jets of flame shoot out our nostrils), she innocently asks if "everyone else always gets death threats," and nosotros all practically roll on our individual floors with laughter. Death threats? Is she kidding? We get death threats on Twitter, we become decease threats on Instagram, we get a shitload of death threats on Facebook and YouTube and in our U.South. Mail Function boxes. Love! I say, death threats are the reason I keep a loaded gun next to my bed.
Meanwhile, equally Jill is going through this period of maximum torture, she loses her mainstay makeup job. The reason her employer gives, she says, is that the company is worried near the "security bug" she is facing. Lisa Bloom, Phi Beta Kappa from UCLA, Yale Law, attorney for Bill O'Reilly accusers and later—disastrously—a lead lawyer for Harvey Weinstein, a fact that will blacken her formally superb reputation, sees some of Jill'southward tweets and replies: "If y'all're interested, follow and DM me."
"I didn't know who Lisa Bloom was," says Jill.
Ms. Bloom devotes some of her time in 2016 to arranging for donors to support women who come forward with accusations confronting Trump. Jill receives a sum of money—the corporeality is about what Trump deducts from his taxes for his hair, according to Jill, and she uses the donation to settle her outstanding debts and pay off her mortgage.
I hate that Jill takes the money, not because information technology'southward wrong—politicians and charities solicit "donations" around the clock, and the fact that Jill's getting death threats while at the same time receiving no salary would make Superwoman herself a tad insecure—simply because taking the money makes Jill expect bad. I don't know why, exactly. Is information technology because nosotros recollect accusers deserve to suffer? Or considering nosotros call back it looks like they are being paid to talk?
"That was a godsend, that coin!" Jill says. "At least I was certain of having a roof over my caput while I was getting threats." She adds that the payment "had no bearing" on her option to speak out. "I'd told my story well before the donation was offered. I did not have a pick. Donald called me a liar, and I had to defend myself."
10.
Reader, showroom number iii is a cat.
Ginger looks like an eggbeater with whiskers and is the oldest true cat I have ever beheld, and while Jill is cutting up a roast chicken for her, she hears her mother's call. Jill darts to her bedside, and, leaning over the side rail, she says, "Love, did you call me? Exercise you want some water ice cream? A sip of my margarita?"
Grace Harth, besides late-stage Parkinson's and metastatic breast cancer spreading to her lymph nodes, liver, and thyroid basic, as well now has skin cancer on her back. When Jill bends and holds her margarita to her female parent'due south lips—how Mrs. Harth loves her tequila!—I curiosity that in this tiny apartment with the very old cat, the other true cat, Jack, and Mrs. Harth taking her final walk, and Jill up and down all twenty-four hour period with Mrs. Harth'southward pills, her bathing, her changing, and her daily viewings of Two and a Half Men, all in the eye of a pandemic, I marvel that Jill does not go completely crazy.
I tell you about the cat and the margarita to allow yous know that on the night before New year's day's Eve, Grace Harth dies. Wearing her favorite mauve boom shine and Jill'due south tulip blush and "Southern Belle" lipstick (discontinued), she is cached on January 7. A week earlier Grace dies, Ginger, the cat, shuffles off this mortal ringlet.
Jill carries on. She loses the two creatures dearest to her in the world, and does non collapse. She is planning a memorial for this summer. I hope this helps explain, at least a piffling bit, that back when Jill moved on from the lawsuit, she says she forgot the groping and grabbing and became friends once again with Trump: Jill is a adult female who rolls with the punches.
Is information technology so strange then, that with her customary cheerfulness, Jill tells me she can't help but wonder, when Trump starts calling her nearly every mean solar day in 1998 and telling her that he loves her and wants to encounter her, she can't assist wondering if he actually means it? And maybe, though she is not the kind of woman to be delivered to Trump Tower for a tryst, maybe she is the type of woman to buy her own ticket, get on a plane, and find out that if Trump doesn't mean "I love you," and then mayhap he can give her a job running Miss Universe?
xi.
And and so Jill and Trump have sex. They take sex in New York. They have sex in Florida. But as this is a story well-nigh Trump not taking "no," and as I live in the existent globe where sexual assault and consensual sexual activity both exist and coexist—sometimes within a single matrimony, as was claimed in Ivana Trump'due south divorce degradation, which she after repudiates—I volition say only (ha! only!) that Trump doesn't take "no" to touching, rubbing, grinding against, or unbuttoning Jill in 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, or 1997. In 1998, however, after his 40th or 50th phone phone call to her, she flies to New York, rides the Trump Tower lift to the penthouse, rings the bell, and says "yes."
And, but as our boyfriend Americans who believe Trump's wild promises, go along voting for him and and so are stunned when he drops his pants on democracy, the sex activity that Trump promises Jill will be the "best" she'south ever had is…the worst. Information technology is, in fact, the least erotic, leaves-his-underwear-on sex you ever heard of in your life. It is over very quickly—"How quickly?" I enquire. "I'chiliad gonna say three minutes," Jill replies—and as I don't want to turn you off sexual activity for the rest of your life, reader, I will remind you of just one fact. It'due south not that Trump is now the but president to exist impeached twice, or that he spent four years laying waste to the state, or that we tried to tell yous he would never take "no" for an answer. It is something much more mundane, just something that gets at the heart of who he is:
The president of the United States has spent years disparaging or praising women solely on the size of their breasts. With that in listen, hither is the final scene of Jill and Donald'southward first shaglet. It is the morning after. The two are in bed. Jill is watching Trump circling his proper name in the morning time papers.
"So Donald says to me, 'I gotta become upwards and go to piece of work,' right?" says Jill. "And I say"—and here comes a burst of Jill-esque chuckling shrieks—"I inquire, 'Aren't yous gonna eat something?' For me information technology was all about breakfast! I ask, 'Does somebody come and make food?' 'Oh, no, no,' he says. 'I don't eat breakfast.'
"Then I go dressed, and this is when he says to me, 'Oh, you're really, y'all're gorgeous in every way. Merely yous're too skinny. You could utilise a puppet job,' and he adds, 'so I'm gonna make some calls. I take a great doctor in Miami.'"
"LORD!" I shout.
"That's what he tells me!" says Jill, sitting upward straight, in her mauve boudoir in Queens, with Grace sleeping soundly in the next room, and Jack purring on the bed.
"He says, 'I'm gonna prepare it up for you lot.' And so I say, 'Donald, I don't need a puppet job, but you need—' I don't say it, but you know what I am thinking?"
I smiling. Every adult female in America can guess what Jill is thinking.
"I'm thinking," says Jill, "I don't demand a boob job. Yous demand a penis enlargement."
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